Have an apple for lunch. Discover the seeds. Have the brilliant idea of planting the seeds to make lots more apples.
Find a suitable container in which to keep your apple seeds safe.
Gather together your equipment.
Fill pot with compost. Poke holes. Four holes for four seeds.
Plant the seeds.
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Fill a watering can.
Drown the planted apple seeds.
Place in a suitable spot in the garden. Next to the neighbour’s fence is a good choice, because then you can spend twenty minutes telling her all about it.